This boy is persistent.


Him- “I really wanna kiss you”
Me-“Good for you”

Him- “you’re so cute”
Me- “thanks, my moms uterus made me like that”

Him- “your sexy, you know that?”
Me- “Psh, no. If I were, I’d be with so many women right now”

annoyed lipstick lesbian problems

Well that was embarrassing. Posting a picture of me on here. No likes or anything. It’s cool it’s cool.

*slowly crumples in regret corner*

I’m actually pretty glad I got the drinking thing out of my system in high school. What’s the point? Get plastered enough so I can’t be accountable for my actions? Get slutty? Nah. That’s the most irresponsible and harmful thing I could do to myself. Hopefully by 21 I’ll be mature enough to handle myself properly.

drinking sober focus

justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)